Important Notice

It is not my intention to denigrate Saudi Arabia or its people. It’s like everywhere else, there is good and there is bad. I would rather focus on the unusual and the humourous. Offence is not intended.

“The country is not perfect. The media cannot be trusted, mistreatment of religious minorities is common and there are some that live in fear.” You can decide for yourself whether that statement is about Saudi Arabia, the UK, or any country for that matter.

To quote the Joker, “Why can’t we all just get along?”

That is all I will say about either subject.

Saturday, 14 April 2007

Still Well Endowed After All These Posts

After this experience I keep my eye on which Google queries bring visitors to the site. I'd like to say I have a good reason, but we all know it's just because it makes me laugh. It makes you wonder what the Google staff do with all the data they capture from us.
Anyway, below is a sample of the queries that have made me smile. I suspect none of these people stayed very long….

1) act of sharing wife with englishman (Are we sharing mine or yours? Which specific act do you need information about?)
2) lingerie business haram (It's not haram but I still think it's an odd job for a man, especially in KSA)
3) dodo ninja man (Huh?! I don't think I'm the man you're looking for)
4) dammam porn (Well, I know it's more liberal than Riyadh...)
5) i am in love with a guy from saudi arabia (Congratulations! Which guy? Is it me? If it is I'm sorry, I don't think my wife is keen on "act of sharing englishman husband.")
6) can you drink beer in saudi arabia (I'm afraid the ban on alcohol covers beer. Can I interest you in some Saudi Champagne?)
7) saudi hand chop (At least the query wasn't "saudi hand chop pictures")
8) saudi driving doughnut (What's the difference between this and a normal doughnut? Do you have to use an Hyundai Accent?)
9) how do you say i love you in saudia arabia language (I have no idea, but be careful who you say it to)

10) russian lades (Russian ladies?? Thanks for visiting!)
11) take copied dvds through customs (I really wouldn't recommend it. Pirated DVDs are rife here anyway)
12) arabia porn (Umm...)
13) harem arabia virgins (Yes, yes, in Saudi we all have harems. The aircon bill is horrendous, but what can you do?)

Edit: I just saw another one!
14) nice tight arse (Thanks a lot for noticing!)


saudi stepford wife said...

Interesting search queries for my blog were:
-"man beats wife in street"
- "pregnant by Saudi boyfriend"
- "booty expansion"
-"how to find a prostitute in Bahrain"
-"saudi powdered boys"??
-"saudi boy slaves yemen prostitute "??!!??
-"wife flirting in public"

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds such fun in this type of analysis. I check on them weekly and I've only been blogging for less than two months. I'm sure they'll get more interesting with time.

Alwan said...

Hi Margrave,

Weeks ago, my wife added a link to your blog withen a few other list blogs that she called "Daily vitamines", did you get any refferal from there?

Here is her blog:

Margrave said...

How to find a prostitute in Bahrain?! Brilliant! I assume he didn't find the answer on your blog?! :-)


I noticed a referral from your wife's blog yesterday. This led me to investigate and I sincerely enjoyed reading it. Thanks very much for the link, its most appreciated!