Important Notice

It is not my intention to denigrate Saudi Arabia or its people. It’s like everywhere else, there is good and there is bad. I would rather focus on the unusual and the humourous. Offence is not intended.

Politics
“The country is not perfect. The media cannot be trusted, mistreatment of religious minorities is common and there are some that live in fear.” You can decide for yourself whether that statement is about Saudi Arabia, the UK, or any country for that matter.
Religion

To quote the Joker, “Why can’t we all just get along?”

khalas.
That is all I will say about either subject.

Monday, 18 December 2006

Well Endowed Englishman?

Thanks to the counter down in the bottom right I can keep my eye on who comes to the blog and where they come from. I've left it public so anyone can click on it and see.
It helped me see that a couple of other sites linked to me (sincere thanks to them!), it also showed me that a few people emailed links to the blog as well (thanks guys!).

The fascinating ones are the hits that come from Google queries. Google took ages to crawl the site and after fretting about whether it was actually going to happen for a while I now realise it's in the "be careful what you wish for" category. Why do I say that? Well..... I'd like to extend a warm welcome to the person who came to this site via the a Googling of "englishmen with big dicks". I also have nice eyes, don't you know.
Seriously, if you Google "englishmen with big dicks" (please don't!) this blog sits proudly in second place, right behind a site talking about "Big Black Monster Dicks" (don't Google that, either).
Of course now I've mentioned "englishmen with big dicks" here three times, I might even get into first position. Some people would pay good money for that. Being first in the Google search return I mean, not for "englishmen with big dicks"...

12 comments:

Balqis said...

What is inblogs net
Is blocked here

Margrave said...

Ironically its a site used to circumnavigate the blocking of blogs:
"Is your blog blocked in India, Pakistan, Iran or China?

If Yes then you can still access your blog anytime using inblogs free Blog Gateway."

Margrave said...

and I thought I said don't Google it?!
lol

* Y || said...

LOL! That is hilarious.
There's a way to stop the search engines from crawling your site.
If you don't want them to. Heh.

Balqis said...

Women are curiious :p

Life Out East said...

Excellent! I couldn't resist searching, you've dropped to fourth place. Sorry.

Margrave said...

Well didn't you at least click on the link to my blog after doing the search?!
If I've dropped to fourth place it's because you clicked on the other sites instead, so no comment!!

Margrave said...

"Women are curiious"
yes, they certainly are =P

Sous said...

Looo! You really made me laugh.
I have had some serious weird search strings too and it both amuses and puzzles me. I use inblogs.net to access your blog by the way.

Leila M. said...

I always get stuff like "nasty sister" or "male castration" to my site...

Randomized said...

Haha ... I came to ur blog via google but trust me it wasnt via "Englishman with big dick", it was far away from that:
"Ladies allowed driving Saudi Arabia" because I wanted to check if there is a possibility of ladies being allowed driving here any time soon.

Seems like Google tends to favour u!

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